YES, PEOPLE, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END TOMORROW.
So let’s make most of the remaining hours of the day (assuming that you’re in the Philippines or its neighboring countries).
I have the urge to…
-Troll pages that have dates beyond May 21, 2011. Case in point, http://i.imgur.com/ymMJ5.jpg. DONE
-Urge men to come out of the closet no matter how manly they are. ALMOST DONE. ON TWITTER
-Get drunk, and when I say drunk, I mean dead drunk. IMPOSSIBLE
-Spend all money I have. RIDICULOUS
I laughed my buns out when somebody said “Christians will all go to heaven! The earth becomes more spacious to atheists!” Because the May 21, 2011 end of the world hullabaloo is based on Christian beliefs (which I don’t really get), those who do not believe will either float with the earth’s debris or go to hell. LOL.
The thing is, if we’re gonna base the end of the world with Japan tsunami, terrorism, floods, and all that jazz, the world might give in but not tomorrow. No amount of science can back that up, except if NASA reports a massive comet is going to collide to earth (and I bet Bruce Willis can save the day, still).
I am not shocked that these press releases are scaring the shit out of many. I’ve been seeing that May 21, 2011 prints on buses and billboards in Manila. So tell me again, is it 2012 or tomorrow?
I’d like to partially believe that the world is going to end tomorrow for booze binging and partying reasons (call me shallow but I’m just living up to the saying “party like there’s no more tomorrow”) but I really can’t. It’s an inconvenient truth.
So for whatever it’s worth, I’d like to stir up the May 21, 2011 shenanigans by posting this entry. You’re welcome; I’m just doing the Lord’s work.
Ewan ko sheenah kung bakit gusto ng tao na magunaw na ang mundo, I mean, ayaw ba nila mabuhay ng matagal?! What the hell?! Kasi parang napakaparanoid naman, kasi all of this end of the world talk, imagine, dapat ay 2012, ngayon naadjust na at bukas na pala, WOW! If they wanted the world to end, mauna na sila, kung gusto nila maaga pumunta ng langit, mauna na sila! Kasi ako, gusto ko pa mabuhay ng matagal din, gusto ko i-enjoy ang buhay! kung sila ayaw nila, again, mauna na sila!
haha relax, Donzi
they probably just want us to repent from our sins and see the light and stuff like that. We don’t need a hoax for that, I think we’re radical and mature enough to choose. Now for those who are blinded or for those who aren’t Christians, I don’t know. Not really into dogmatic debate teehee!
Are you saying genocide? Hahaha!